We could call him a fool, yet we all do it........we invest our hope in things that are outside of our control.

How many times have you loved someone with the hope that they'd love you back, only to discover that they had no love to give, and so you ended up feeling totally hopeless about ever receiving any?

How many times have you given your all to a business, with the hope that they'd appreciate your work, only to discover that they really didn't give a damn about anything but their own profits, and so you ended up feeling totally hopeless about ever existing in financial security?

Every failure and every rejection kills more of our hope. Until, sometimes, we seem to have no hope left. Which is just about the worst feeling one can ever experience.

As long as we invest our hope in outside forces, thereby giving others the power to manipulate us, we will continue to lose it and to feel hopelessly sad, each time we do.

Since we cannot continue to exist without hope, we need to pull our hope out of the world and make it our own private property, so that no one can ever again destroy it.

We need to own our hope.
All of it.
We need to make it be unavailable
to anyone but ourselves.
Because once we have done so, it will become our
secret treasure........and our forever smile!

Hope is the expectation
that whatever you desire to
achieve, can be obtained.

Hope is having the trust
that when you start
to work on a project, you'll
not only be able to complete
it, but that it will turn out to be
exactly as you had
once envisioned it.

Hope flourishes, when you don't allow others to
put you down or to maliciously torment you.

Hope flourishes, when you can recognize the crazies for what they are, and when you will no longer permit them to degrade you
with intellectual, emotional, or financial depth charges.

Hope flourishes, when you refuse to place it under the control of others.

It's that simple.

Here it is!

My brand-new, revolutionary and free-to-you
SANITY REPAIR KIT
which contains the following
essential survival tools:

- 1 -
A purple creepozoid-box filled with 69 sheets
of purple paper, on which, with the enclosed black magic marker, you'll write
the name of every person who has been driving you crazy.
You don't have to know why they did it, or
the psychology behind their many attempts
to ridicule, betray, confuse or endanger you.
All you need to do, is recognize who they are,
and to record their names, OK?

- 2 -
A roll of solid black duct-tape with which to permanently close
your purple creepozoid-box so that not a single one of its
crazy-makers will ever again come back to haunt you.

- 3 -
A gift-certificate for 10 sessions with a highly-trained, professional
CREEPOZOID ELIMINATOR
who'll teach you how to avoid crazy-making individuals
for the rest of your life.

- 4 -
A really excellent re-education DVD
that will show you what authentic kindness

looks and feels like..........and how you can
go about finding people who possess the qualities
that will provide you with plenty of it.

- 5 -
A velvet-lined box in which you'll find a magnificent
SANITY MEDAL
that's yours to treasure forever, and that will always be there
to remind you to keep walking away from every new creepozoid
who wants to get into your life and drive you crazy again.

- 6 -
A small pocket-mirror
in which you can sneak a peek, several times each day, to see
how relaxed and happy your face is beginning to look!

I hope you will enjoy
the world's first-ever
TRUST REPAIR KIT
which contains
the following items:

- 1 -
A psychological explanation of how you keep wanting to trust people
who are not trustworthy, which is the one and only cause
of all those painful experiences you have endured throughout your life.

- 2 -
A nifty notebook in which you'll keep a record of everybody
who has betrayed your trust in the past, and
who should be avoided, ignored, voted out-of-office
or have their
relationship-tenure with you
TERMINATED.

- 3 -
A book of trust-repair matches
with which to ceremoniously torch all of the manipulative notes, cards, letters, articles, and
other forms of obfuscation, that caused you to become blind to the reality
of the other person's true intentions.

- 4 -
Your very own
velvet-boxed trust rock
that's yours to keep forever!





- 5 -
A beautiful plaque that displays a Beck song for you to memorize
so you can sing these words at least once, each day:

tell me that it's
nobody's fault
nobody's fault
but my own
tell me that it's
nobody's fault
nobody's fault
but my own

HOPE
TRUST
SANITY
FREEDOM
STRENGTH
HAPPINESS
and
INNER PEACE

OK......here it is, at last:
my world-famous
one-of-a-kind
TAKE-BACK-YOUR
HAPPINESS
KIT
!

All you have to do, is to get yourself to really understand its one, single, all-important premise, which is that whatever a person has
done to you once, they're GUARANTEED to do to you a second time
and a third fourth and fifth time, or as many additional times as you decide to hang around for.

So know the following
and know it forever:

If someone beats you up once..........they WILL try to beat you up again.

If someone betrays you once..........they WILL try to betray you again.

If someone steals from you once..........they WILL try to steal from you again.

If someone ridicules you once..........they WILL try to ridicule you again.

If someone has deserted you once..........they WILL desert you again.

If someone lies to you once..........they WILL lie to you again.

If someone really hurts you once..........they WILL try to hurt you again.

If someone has terrorized you once..........they WILL try to terrorize you again!

To take back your happiness
lock such people out
of your life and don't ever again
permit them to come back in.

They're rat-poison..........now ask yourself: would you willingly ingest
rat-poison? Of course not! Because you know that it would kill you! But just as you can choose from thousands of nutritious and totally harmless foods that you can eat without being afraid of anything bad happening to you, so you can choose from thousands of kind and caring individuals with whom you can share your life without needing to be afraid that they will ever harm you.

So have the courage to keep searching
and
you will find one or two or three of them, OK?

_______I_N_N_E_R_______P_E_A_C_E_______

Have you ever tried to figure out what kind of individuals possess the ability to make you feel good about yourself, about society, and about life in general?

If not, do this now, by writing down the qualities that those who did, seemed to display to you. Then go in search of similar individuals, so that you can associate with them and thereby improve your time on earth, OK?

Doing this
will create a profound paradigm-shift
in your own psychology
by giving you the power
to become the active agent
of your own destiny.

Once you have achieved this shift
you will begin to experience the
10
UNIVERSAL SIGNS
OF
TRUE
INNER PEACE
.
.
.

1. You have dreams instead of nightmares

2. You smile and laugh a lot

3. You don't want to fight or even disagree with anyone

4. You no longer worry about things you cannot change

5. You treasure every moment of every day

6. You enjoy everything you do - even nasty chores

7. You've become quietly happy

8. You don't need anything from anyone anymore

9. You're totally at peace with who you are

10. You no longer judge, ridicule, nor criticize yourself

_P_S_Y_C_H_O_L_O_G_I_C_A_L_
_J_U_J_I_T_S_U_

LIKE A MIRROR IN WHICH
THE FLAME IS VISIBLE
YET CANNOT CAUSE A BURN
I REFLECT ALL EVIL
BACK TO ITS SOURCE


Self-conceited individuals who are oblivious to the humanity of their intended victims.......who like to think of themselves as being superior to whoever opposes them, will lose their arrogant self-confidence after having been thrown by you, without knowing how it was done.

The technique of Psychological Jujitsu is to maneuver in such a way, that all the destructive power of those who thought they could attack you with impunity, is simply reversed and re-directed back into their own psyche, where it will assist you into disabling them.

By giving your attackers enough time to exhaust themselves while you react in such a way that they get to hit nothing but air.......you can calmly wait until you have created a perfect plan of psychological and/or legal action, after which, when they least expect it, you'll be able to utterly destroy them with a well-thought-out-move of such restrained and devastating power, that they will permanently lose their urge to attack you, and will never come near you again.

My Psychological Jujitsu Kit contains the following gifts for you:

- 1 -
A complete set of
JUJITSU SPARRING GEAR
that includes a
1st Degree Aikido Black Belt.

- 2 -
An official Graduation Certificate
for you to present to yourself
after you've slamdunked your worst enemy.

- 3 -
This beautiful image
of
the perfect Jujitsu re-direct-move
with which you will from now on
be able to destroy every attacker
who dares to want to cause you harm!

"You're always so perfect and
superior......you makes the rest of us feel like we're trash!"

My FREEDOM-KIT contains these
6 images of 6 freedom-destroyers
who interfere with your own life
and need to be identified by you

then permanently stored in my
exclusive, state-of-the-art
voice-activated lockbox

which will symbolically prevent them
from continueing to exert their
destructive power over your existence.


Trying to celebrate freedom
while imprisoned by the mind
of another, is like trying to
celebrate life while having
a gun pointed at your head.

Do you know what it's like to be in the presence
of a psychologically-healthy individual?
Someone who has no hidden agenda......no hidden
aggression......no desire to
hurt you......no compulsion to criticize you or
to otherwise put you down?

There exist very few people like that.
But if you really want to be free:
try to find some of them!

Meantime, ask yourself the following questions:

1
Are you free to be who you really
WANT
to be......and if not: why not?

2
Are you free to go wherever you'd
LIKE
to go......and if not: why not?

Will corporate greed
destroy America?

Will global warming
destroy the Universe?

Will poisoned tomatoes
destroy civilization?

IF EVERYONE'S RANDOM THOUGHT
CAME TRUE
THE WORLD
WOULD END

To keep you safe, here's my
one and only and totally unique:

My Calamity Eliminator will help you to remember that all pessimistic and
anti-life predictions about nuclear war, food shortages, financial collapse
scenarios, global warming, and other disasters, are based on nothing more
trustworthy than some very personal intellectualizations made by individuals
who either have a very negative attitude towards life, or who are suffering
from a terminal disease and are only expressing the egotistical hope
that everyone else on earth must die, when they do.

So relax and stay happy!

Everything will turn out fine.

The world is better now, than it ever was.

To assist the Calamity Eliminator
in its monumental task,
do this visualization once each day:

VISUALIZE
SOMETHING
WONDERFUL
and let it make you smile.